OK, here goes:
SWM, 6’1” - 175lb HWP seeks SWF/SWM 4 SM, BBQ, T+A, 420, etc.
I’m tired of getting drunk and high by myself. It would be so wonderful if we could get together, have a Lord Of The Rings Marathon, followed by a contest to see who could eat a whole bag of gummy bears first. We could dress in drag and go dancing, or just get ripped and talk about how huge our hands are. Anything goes with me, I just want someone really interesting to do things with. (You should be open to things like covering yourself in chocolate syrup and/or honey and cuddling while watching The Simpsons until sunrise.)
Anyone out there interested in some of these things?

I'm so glad someone finally wrote a "hook-up" post. Whether or not it's serious, it made me giggle - and although I'm not single or interested, a date with Bryan definitely sounds entertaining... :)