Hi, I'm Jo. I'm a sophomore, I live off-campus, and I'm feeling pretty lonely. I have friends, but I'm a little shy about making them into a close-knit group like I always had growing up. I've tried going to clubs and other on-campus activities, but it's still difficult to make a bond with someone.
I'm sure I'm not the only person who feels this way. Reply if you're looking for a buddy to hang out with on the weekend, go kayaking, hiking, paint your room, dye your dog purple, taste test western family verses brand name foods, go for a bike ride, eat chocolate until you want to die, play with a gerbil, make fun of highschoolers at the mall, watch an old movie, or talk.
Looking forward to hearing from... somebody.

Ah you're into animal abuse, eh? Always a good trait.